All the good men in this city are either gay or anemic.
Dissing Hollywood Vampires in front of their fans did not end well for Doug.
This one is brilliant…and the winner.
Who released the devil-spawn from their cave?
Hansel and Gretel were actually much younger than most people picture them.
“Poohbear? Piglet? Eeyore? They’ve gotta be around here somewhere.”
Did the bunny come this way, Alice?
I knew my mom lied about where children come from!
Clown’s eye view
You’re out of the woods,
You’re out of the dark, you’re out of the night,
Step into the sun, step into the light.
“…and remember, Mommy said we aren’t supposed to tell anyone where Daddy is hiding.”
-“BB”-
Go Elmer go
(Hey, the quote balloon is back)
Hold on tightly, my beloved Glorpz! I’ll repel that swarm of wasps!
Wait! I’ve got that not-so-fresh feeling again.
I don’t wanna kiss grandma!
It takes two to tango, but nowhere does it say what the two have to be, puny human!
This one went a different way. The winner:
Thanks!
