Black Friday at the Mens Wearhouse
Elon felt mass layoffs would gain more public acceptance when combined with The Hunger Games.
When the Rugby coach told his team to suit up for the matchI don’t think this is what he meant.
Upon reflection, the WWE decided it might not have been the best idea to schedule the Businessman, Paulie Politician, Stock Broken, Abe the Accountant, and Dewey Cheatham J.D., among others, in a Battle Royale.
“We secretly replaced the senators’ regular coffee with Folgers Crystal Meth…”
While madness swarmed all around him, Marcel reminisced over the madeleine he’d had with morning tea…
The moshpit’s dress code was always kept to a high standard.
(the guy in the grey suit, speaking about the guy with the short-cropped white hair)
“I know he’s wearing a mask, and I’ll prove it!”
-“BB”-
“HERE’S how you get your goddamned contacts out!”
Runner-up was @iamatractorboy with the moshpit reference, but my pick for the winner is @Knowed_Out with this:
All rightee then!
All right, boys. It has taken us 11 years to walk here from Iowa. We’re going to do our Stupid Pet Trick!
Those pet-walkers always get my goat!
Granny Emma’s poor eyesight led to a quick ending to her dog-walking career.
No no lady! At CBS News we “go deeper.” Not “goat diaper.”
OK Dr. Winston, boogie on out!
Almost time for Mardi Gras!
Recreating the traditional tribal myths of the lost Patagonian Selk’nam people.
(Spoiler: minor native nudity)
Despite the appeal of Technicolor, after numerous attempts producers finally decided to stay with a muted palette for the Scarecrow’s costume in The Wizard of Oz.
The piñata’s learned to travel in packs for mutual protection.