“God! I wish I’d never dragged this cooler along - I must look ridiculous!”
The side of The KKK they won’t talk about.
This is why Future Farmers of America have a dress code now.
Disney cutbacks hit latest Avengers movie.
“When spring comes, and all the flowers bloom, we’ll have the perfect camouflage!”
“Are you sure this is Bourbon street?”
Well I came upon a line of freaks
They were walking through a field, and I
Asked them ‘Where are you going?’
And this they told me…
Said they’re going down to Junior’s Farm
Gonna play in a poker game
Gonna bet a grand before they see the winning hand
There were a lot of great answers. I couldn’t decide, So i put it to a vote, and my sons picked
My one son said the KKK joke would have won if they ended with KKHey!
Thank you Dr.
Something for the foodies
Alfredo Linguini always wondered what happened to Remy.
Sunday dinner at Blanche and Baby Jane’s mansion.
When they wrap the leftovers in foil, they make it look like a swan
The Roast Dachshund entre’ became the favorite after DeVille’s expanded their menu.
Wiener Dog Schnitzel
Waiter, this is an outrage! The most disgusting thing I have ever seen! I asked for my rat medium-rare!!
When “Fried rat with onions and and tater tots” didn’t sell, the restaurant changed the menu item to “Raton rissoleé avec des oignons et boucheés de pommes de terre.” Because no matter how off-putting a meal is, giving it a French name will always boost sales.
All God’s creatures have a place – right alongside the potatoes and the salad.
-“BB”-
From Frasier – Niles asked Daphne if she thought he was pretentious.
Daphne responded with, “You’d eat a worm if I gave it a French name!”
-“BB”-
Season 4 of Hell’s Kitchen started badly.
So many good responses, so very close to the best
But you are @needscoffee, you are in the winner’s chair!