@needscoffee: play or pass please
Oh, sorry, I forgot I’d submitted this time!
“C’mon, Ma! Do we really have to wait 'til we get to the woods to poop?”
Apparently the school play is about meerkats.
Just commit to the bit, kids. If we can fool the bus driver into stopping, we’ve got a fat winter’s sleep ahead!
By making themselves look bigger, the bears successfully avoided being preyed upon by the hawk.
“I’m tired.” “I’m bored.” “My feet hurt.” “Are we there yet?” “I’m hungry.” “It’s hot.” “I’m cold.” “Can we go back now?” “I’m bored.”
Yogi’s ex-wife swore to hunt him down and get the back child support he owed.
Winner! You’re up, @Elmer_J.Fudd
Thanks!
Buzz with Woody
Hey Barbie! Wanna Party?
Babe, let me take you to infinity and beyond!
It wasn’t originally green, but after repeated shore leave on Orion…
“Greetings – I am Buzz Lightyear, and I come in peace.”
-“BB”-
“I am Buzz Lightyear, and I am searching for Rozalinda, the four-breasted queen of the planet Rozniac.”
(little fusion of Toy Story and Frasier there)
-“BB”-
Don’t worry, Mr. Lightyear. Space herpes can be cured very easily these days.
You say you got a Woody? Check THIS out!
Buzz enjoys watching Bo Peep with her sheep.
The winner…