Thanks Elmer! Let’s try a different kind of straw…
When “Roll in the hay” becomes literal
“No, Simon - when I said I had to bale, I didn’t mean…oh never mind.”
There’s a reason the maids down at the pub are warned about going home with Little Boy Blue.
After yet another early finish, Little Bo Peep gave the farmhand a baleful glare.
Does this apply to the birds and the bees?
Evidence of her even further misfortune, she was heard to say “I guess I did find a needle in a haystack.”
Slithy takes it! Made me chuckle.
Thanks! How about something from the rarefied heights of the fine art world:
McDonalds’ latest cost saving ploy-Condiment Cathy.
It’s Gaackson Pollock
This is why Skittles changed their slogan to “Taste the Rainbow” from “Stuff Your Face with the Rainbow”
Self-loathing is an occupational hazard for the President’s personal Spray Tanner.
It’s called “Vomit on Vomit” and the girl is plastic.
Usually, modern art is more likely to make the audience nauseous.
You know what they say about modern art - “my kid could do something that good.”
All winners, though my favorite was the simplest
Thanks everyone.
@knoodler hasn’t been on the boards for a couple of days. Per game rules, anyone may post an image now.
I’ll give it a go. Sticking with the fine art theme …
“‘No little boy is safe when Patroclus is hard’?? That son of a bitch!”