Blowing stuff up is fun, but I’d rather have my human minions do it.
“Yes, obviously it’s a Mauser!”
OK, you’ve had your turn. It’s my turn now.
When the Kitten Cannon kitten takes revenge with a cannon.
We’ve dedicated 30% of the national budget to knocking things off the counter.
“Silly humans! Bringing a laser pointer to an artillery duel.”
I loved Ferris’ pun, but @Elmer_J.Fudd captured cats’ personalities perfectly.
Fire away, Mr. Fudd.
Thanks!
Seems like Gregor always has his nose stuck in one book or another.
It’s the bibliosmia kill-or-cure
One way to impress your younger readers.
Study Hall of the Damned
“Mmmph rmpy mrph mph mxph mjph mwph.”*
*I’m ready for the next page now.
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close up .”
Author of “Living With Hyperopia”, proofreading the final draft.
Abraham Lincoln’s distant cousin splitting a log.
Frank auditioning for the role of a bookmark in the The Book Club Play.
Evelyn Wood’s Reading Dynamics course fell out of favor as word got around about the homework that was assigned.
I don’t think this is what they meant by ‘printing press’.
-“BB”-
He thrusts his face into the book, and still insists he took a look.