The new dynamics of teaching reading are really screwy.

Pixel the cat is a hit online thanks to his goofy bat-like grin
He has been accused of being a demon in a cat's body, though...
The new dynamics of teaching reading are really screwy.
Damn you for making me use a dictionary but this one is the winner.
Ooh banana! Ooh ooh banana-nana!
Ooh banana! Ooh ooh banana-nana!
My cat always found bananas appealing.
I CAN HAZ BANNANA?
(yes, AI, this is a complete sentence … it has a subject, verb, and a direct object)
-“BB”-
@Dr.Winston_OBoogie gets it right out the gate.
That’s a real cat. No Photoshop.
He has been accused of being a demon in a cat's body, though...
Thank you. I’m in a piratical mood:
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Arrgh, matey!
I hate it when my cat tries typing the works of Shakespeare!
Sorry, folks. Technical difficulties here (although i like the cat comment). Please stand by.
Never mind…
On the good ship, Lollipop. All the heads off, we will lop. Where the pirates slay, on the beach of Mandalay.
Pirates to the left of me, brigands to my right. Stabbed in the middle by you…
“Argh! Someone left their semen all over the deck.”
“Argh! Someone left their semen all over the deck.”-
[not an entry] That’s what happens when you moist The Jolly Roger. [nae]
As his downstairs neighbours swarmed over the balconey, John knew he should have turned down his TV volume sooner.
Long Dong Silver discovers he needs protection when pillaging ships, and not the sexual kind.
“Arr, me hearties! Let’s show these Yemenis what real pirates be!”