“We be DOGE, here to cut waste and fraud!”
“If you’ve got a couple of minutes, we’d like to talk to you about an extended warranty on your ship…”
-“BB”-
“Avast ye Wyeth! We’ve laid our schooner over alongside and are here to plunder ye pyle o’ subject matter!”
“…and all ye brandy ‘n’ wine!”
I say we get back in the lifeboat and cannon the entire ship from long range, Captain! It’s the only way to be sure.
I’m giving it to
Honorable mention To Elmer Fudd for reminding me of the Captain’s Wife’s Lament
Thanks Doc!
Let’s see what people make of this one…
Mike Lindell was well prepared for the day he couldn’t show is face in public any more.
“I think your brain is misfiring. Let me check under the hood.”
“Have you stopped lynching people? Yes or no.”
Yes, I performed Moby Dick’s bris, and I want the whole world to know.
The inventor of Pacman explains his inspiration for the game’s ghosts.
“And only KKK life insurance plans have a triple-indemnity clause if you die in a cross burning.”
“My influences in my career? Well, Casper the Friendly Ghost, for one …”
Not in play:
I know who the guy wearing the hood is. He was quite well known for never appearing in media, and often on public, without it. Like I said, I know who he is, but does anybody want to take any guesses?
Soviet defector
[not a real guess] Blanket Jackson
Tough call, as a lot of these made me chuckle, but Ferris wins by a whisker!
As an aside: Regarding the hooded man’s identity, it is Igor Gouzenko, who defected from the USSR to Canada back in the 1940s. He brought a lot of Soviet secrets with him. The hood was so he could not be identified. See here:
Thanks! In a bit of a rush and saw my preview only had the link again… sorry.
The pic:
