“Pardon me, boy, is this the Tatooine Choo-Choo?”
“I know you! You’re KrEM-AbbOO’l JaBha^R! I think you’re the greatest but my dad says you don’t try hard… except against the Tradoshans.”
“Joey, do you like movies about Storm Troopers?”
“Look, kid. I didn’t take my R&R in Orlando just to be bugged by members of my boss’s fan club.”
“All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?”
“All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.”
“Where’s the bathroom, human? I’m about to bust an O-ring and leak like crazy.”
So you want to grow up to be a storm trooper? The best advice I can give you is not to bother aiming. It doesn’t matter - you won’t hit the target anyway.
“Do I look like a power converter salesman? Get lost, kid!”
“Listen, kid, you can’t be a Storm Trooper. But there’s an opening for a lead Jawa at Studio 5.”
Tough one to call, but I’ve got to go with Kent. Take it away, KC…
Meanwhile, somewhere in the future, not so far away.
Ring Toss just got serious.
This is why your astronaut name shouldn’t be “Trash” Gordon.
OkGo makes a true zero gravity video.
“HAL, I’d like another try.”
“I’m sorry, Dave, I can’t allow that. Goodbye.”
“Wait! You forgot your zero-gravity hemorrhoid donut! (I don’t know why I care about you so much, when you don’t even know I exist!)”
After going for a record fifth high-speed rotation, Captain Smith fell out of the SuperSpaceRing 
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Astro-explorers beware: giant killer space sperm sighted in vicinity of Alpha Centauri.
All of Earth comes together to create giant decoy space eggs.
A broken heart always adds to pulp sci-fi. @Slithy_Tove wins this round.