Thanks,
Nobody will believe me that I met Leonard Nimoy!!!
“Curious. There is nothing to meld with.”
Give me…the bullet.
“Tell me…is Aunt Bee single?”
“Er, I don’t rightly know where a ‘mirror portal’ would be be, but you could try the Mt. Pilot Retail Outlet. They got all kinds of stuff!”
There’s that speck of dust. Hold still.
“Otis” sent me. There will be no more harassment of the Supreme Leader over public intoxication.
Take your turn @Dr.Winston_OBoogie
Let’s try this:
“The pants fit okay, but the jacket is way too big.”
Jimmy was thrilled Christmas morning to discover that he’d gotten a limited edition Major Matt Mason™ Astro-Bot, complete with electric lights and the expansion pack missile launcher.
John immediately regretted calling the T-2000 ‘Four Eyes’
“For all the mega-high-technology that I contain, you’d think the inventor could have incorporated something so I don’t have to wear three triode vacuum tubes on my left wrist. I guess I know what my Kryptonite is.”
I’ve been talking to Marvin, and he hates me. I’m so depressed.
The Victoria’s Secret Vibrobot. $399.95.
(Highlighter pen sold separately)
Kinda like how
Ignores that it’s a freakin’ killbot,
Why does everything have to be a killbot?
“Danger, Wilma Robinson! Danger!”
Does it come with Genuine People Personalities?