Robbie didn’t mind being in the Friend Zone.
No garden gnomes for Sarah; she had something different for the rose beds.
Pleasurebots are available in giant toy mode or fuckable mode.
It’s true. There’s only one thing that can come between a boy and his robot.
Mom, we are in love. I can tell you do not accept this, but she makes me happy.
Julie’s new boyfriend lived up to her description of him: tall, well defined and exceptionally good at mathematics, if a little emotionally detached.
HomeBot 6000 suddenly had a light bulb moment: why didn’t he just kill all humans…?
Once again, Robbie is relieved so little is actually forbidden by the three laws of robotics.
It was a muti-way tie, but throwing in the laws of robotics edges @Elmer_J.Fudd over the top. Execute your programming, Mr. Fudd.
Thanks! Sticking with the theme…
I think I’m about to be screwed.
Her last boyfriend was Rusty. He bolted.
Transsisters are extremely common in robots.
When the speed setting on its ‘self-abuse’ function is set to eleven.
HAL’s distant predecessor also had a screw loose
And that’s how we deal with constipation.
The tragedy of having only a Phillips-head screwdriver and a slotted screw.
The winner…
Let’s commemorate Jean Nicolet, who landed on the western shore of Lake Michigan thinking he’d reached China, and thought he’d outdone Columbus by bringing appropriate clothing
“Great, you’re here. Now, where’s our spring rolls, General Tso’s chicken, beef and broccoli, and pork fried rice?”