A man has to look his best when it’s time to get invading.
“No, we don’t have any 'flied lice.”
“My brothers, I am here to warn you! The Irish are coming to your land!”
He arrived with a bang. Or two.
“Jamie want big bang, Jamie got big bang”
Guys, this fur trader has some weird threads.
After a lukewarm reception upon debut, the Village Person quickly realised that his new song had some missing ingredients.
The origins of “Red Light, Green Light”.
(caption is from the viewpoint of the Native American in the foreground…)
“Oh, hell. There goes the neighborhood.”
-“BB”-
@Spoons went there and won
Thanks! Now, let’s see what you can do with this:
“When you’re finished live-streaming, how about making me a sandwich?”
Don’t you mean, “Sudo make me a sandwich?”
'Yes, she’s my wife but you should see the one that got away!"
“Don’t believe her, she used to be this wide!”
“Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away.”
“I just flew back from Philly, and boy are my arms tired!”
Having disposed of Barbie, Midge is about to experience karma.
Don Draper is peeved when a woman won’t look at him while he describes his penis size.
Having once been an elephant trainer for Ringling Bros. ,Clair is unimpressed.