After a lukewarm reception upon debut, the Village Person quickly realised that his new song had some missing ingredients.
[Well, I thought it was worth trying again…]
“Some housewife you are. Look how yellow the walls have gotten!”
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LOL How did I miss that? 
If you look closely, she’s highly flexible and he’s across her lap wearing capris and ballet flats
I think @Elmer_J.Fudd is going to take it for this one:
Thanks for the Sinatra earworm, Elmer. Anyway, it’s all yours!
Thanks!
I thought Hazel-rah would be happy after defeating General Woundwort. Now we have to worry about a “final solution”?
When Bunny comes limping home again, hurrah, hurrah.
And the Band Played Bright Eyes.
Why Did We Do It In The Road?
Never, ever call a tortoise ‘slow’.
Just knowing that @Elmer_J.Fudd would never terrorize the colony again was worth the casualties.
Peter, Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and the others decided to pay Beatrix Potter a visit and ask her to tone down the character of Mr. McGregor.
A rabbit like that, you don’t eat him all at once!
The Retreat of the Cuniculi, an often overlooked episode in the aftermath of the Battle of… well, most of them, actually.
They said it was duck season!
Rabbits’ paws aren’t so lucky for us!
This always happens when we tell them we don’t actually lay the eggs.
The winner…