A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Thanks Elmer!

“Why, yes. I am an egghead. How did you know?”

:notes: Eat the birds, while in the shell.
If it is Balut, you’re going to Hell…:notes:

A rare photo of Norman Bates’ mother hinting at some of the peculiarities that would result in his crimes and her mummification.

Coincidentally, her first two initials were N and Q.

“Yes, I requested AI to design my Easter Bonnet, why do you ask?”

The perfect hat to wear to a hen party.

Mata Hari prepares to infiltrate the coop.

“Goo goo g’joob”

The rarely seen cluckold.

“They were right, Motherhood is a balancing act.”

“This is Mary, she’s listed in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the worst case of shell-shock.”

One of the burdens of being a mother is how the kids can weigh heavily on your mind.

Aww, this old thing? Wait till you see my ostrich hat!

@Spoons wins with this!

Shout-out to running_coach for the Balut nursery rhyme; I wasn’t aware of the taboo. Ignorance fought!

It’s not a nursery rhyme, it’s based on the opening lines of “Feed The Birds” from Disney’s 1964 film Mary Poppins.

Thanks!

Okay, I have no idea what this is all about. Maybe you do?

Before the parachute, there was the impact absorbing folding mattress.
Needless to say, it did not end well.

Prototype adult diapers.

The NapAnywhere ® by Ronco.

The first step in developing a new personal flotation device was to find four volunteers named “Bob”.