Napoleon said, “An army marches on its stomach.” Field Marshal Posturepedic proved it could also sleep on it.
Prototype Oompah Loompahs before they figured out they needed to design for urination.
Early attempts at addressing male incontinence tended to draw design inspiration from women’s sanitary products.
-“BB”-
Jolly Jack Tar proofs himself against sodomy and the lash, but still leaves welcome to rum.
I would say ‘that’s that’, Mattress Man.
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Should an enemy submarine hole us with his torpedo, a brave crewman attired such as this will wedge himself into the breach while his mates pack the edges with oakum. If they’re Marines we must remind them to go feet out/head in.
The vice president prefers his security detail be well-upholstered
Gonna have to give it to @Kent_Clark for this one:
It was the “Field Marshal Posturpedic” that did it.
Well done, Kent, and you’re up!
In keeping with the military theme
“Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend at Elon Musk’s compound with all this stuff.”
Sorry to stow away, but I need to bull-ride on a torpedo. It’s kind of my signature thing
Slim Dusty’s singing career was a cover for his espionage activities for Australia.
“I warned you that reliable intel in these waters would be slim pickins.”
The Axis powers were known for their innovative game shows.
Those queueing for the bathroom became much more testy after Albert’s second fart.
Ve haf vays off making you talk. Yah, ve know you haf family in ze bye-yoo.
Are these Nazis, Walter?
No Donny, they’re nihilists. And shut the fuck up.
The Germans and the Japanese expect that people can poop at bayonet-point. And that cognitive flaw will be both your downfall, I assure you.
@running_coach wins this round (and second place to @knoodler) for coming up with something that had nothing to do with the actual movie or Slim Pickens.