A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

@needscoffee you win. Let s have it.

Thanks!

Despite primitive production values, not to mention a callous disregard for safety, school plays from 100 years ago managed to capture the spirit of the original material.

Having neither frog nor scalpel, Mr. Jenkins the relief science teacher had to swiftly improvise for the dissection class.

When a deranged furry invaded the girls’ school play, Mr. Jenkin’s quick action with a fire axe saved the day.

Good job, girls. Now we don’t need the litter box in the classroom.

The Swarm 2: Coming to a classroom near you.

Quentin Tarantino’s reimagining of Little Red Riding Hood was bold in its breaking with tradition.

“I had the most lines in the play and some random guy with an axe steals my spotlight…”

The Lollipop Guild tests their new invisibility serum.

You’re up, @Ferris!

Great, thanks, @needscoffee

Going to Hell in a handbasket.

And remember: a good marriage is a journey through life, together.

…on the back of a demon.

“If you two don’t stop that fighting back there I’ll turn this basket around and go home, I SWEAR IT!!!”

Travelling Argument Salesman

“Well, the magic mushrooms kicked in, and the kid walking to school with his backpack became …”

I liked this one - all yours, @Knowed_Out

Let’s see what you sickos can do with this.

Agatha realizes why her parents named the pig “Dark Star”.