A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Wilma realizes the pig is not a balloon.

She found the Grafen-Bacon spot.

“That doesn’t smell like a petunia.”

“Ya know? It does kinda look like calamari.”

[not an entry] Cthulhu got back. [nae]

Janice couldn’t get to sleep at night without her inflatable pig.

Mummy did say the coins go in the slot… hmmm… ok…

Kid, I’m telling you there’s a cork in there! I don’t care what’s written on it, just get it out before I explode!

[not in play]
Since she’s distinctly above the tail rather than below it, I doubt she’s face to face with anything untoward.
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Having chased the monster from under Tabatha’s bed, her guard pig now had it cornered by the dresser.

“No, I didn’t raid your toy box. Do you even have one that’s corkscrew?”

“This is not what “Goodnight Moon” means. Now leave me alone!”

:notes: I see a bad moon risin’…:notes:

“Breathe… breathe… now push! Push!”

Sorry for the late reply. All urine, @knoodler!

I guess this makes me the sicko-ist of all?

Let me see if I can top (or bottom) that.

Gorgoneions are making a comeback.

“I’m watching you press your lips to my forehead and suck!”

Pumpkin-spice decaf brain juice: for the zombie on the go.