Ah! Finally, someone posts a mug shot.
@Spoons
When you’re craving some Groot-juice…
The marketing department loved it, but focus groups had other thoughts about the “Finding Nemo” coffee mug.
-“BB”-
Topologists see me as just a donut with a dent in the side. But topologists see Hitler, Jesus, Bob Hope, etc. as just donuts with seven holes. If you can’t love me, I’d rather you hated me than just see me as a donut.
Very succinct! Take it away, @Spoons!
Thanks!
This time around, let’s try this:
Jimmy’s always had a little trouble with his dismounts.
Walter’s epic fart propelled poor Simon over the roundabout and into the onlookers at the swings.
Jimmy’s fond stories of his childhood passion, led to repeated confusion over upside-down pineapples and key parties.
It was only at the last minute that Jack realised he’d forgotten his parachute.
Kids were chanting his name during a game of Red Rover,
and suddenly Johnny’s muscle memory took over.
At that moment, Jack saw the dog poop.
If you went all the way around the top bar you’d turn yourself inside out, and the only way to prevent it was by burping and farting at the same time. True science.
Thus began the epic adventure, “Kids In Space”!
Gotta give it to @Dr.Winston_OBoogie for this one:
All yours, Doctor!
Thanks! What are they saying…?
“We have a special ground rule today. A fly ball that hits the kid sailing across from the swings is an automatic double.”
“Kids, I know I’ve always told you to play your best win or lose; but I’m REALLY deep in with my bookie on this one…”
“Coach, my name is Larry, this is my brother Darryl, and my other brother Darryl.”
“Sorry kids, under the new DEI purging initiative, you’re all being deported.”