“First, the earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came.”
“Kids, have you ever seen a grown man…N/m”
“For the last time, when you hit a home run, you do not do the Elaine Benes dance around the bases.”
“This time, Billy, when you get a hit, run to FIRST, not THIRD.”
Look, the grey beard’s a dead giveaway. I don’t think you’ll pass for being under twelve, so you can’t join us, sorry.
Giving it to
Continuing the sports theme
A demonstration of riding bearback.
The Unbearable Lightness of Horse Racing
In Soviet Russia, bear rides you!
I don’t have to outride the bear, I just have to outride you.
Beorn had to borrow Shadowfax before he could join the ‘Forest Racers’.
I don’t think this is what they meant when they said that all Calvary riders must bear arms.
Why horses instinctively fear having anything on their backs.
And the winner is @knoodler , because this caption sounded classier than the others.
You’re at the gate knoodler
Thanks Kent_Clark!
Sticking with the horse racing theme…
Stop size discrimination! Bigger riders are equally capable of jockeying as smaller riders!
“Stewards, disqualify Number 14! The jockey has neither a helmet nor a flak jacket!”
(Side note that may help make sense out of this one: The parimutuel licensing agencies in North America require all riders on the track to wear both at all times, if the track is to have a betting license. This seems to be a European track, but I’m sure they have the same rule.)
The handicap requirements on #14 started to get ridiculous.
Number 14 tested negative for amphetamines but still exposed the other horses to crack.