There was a stewards’ inquiry following this race to determine just what would be acceptable as ‘owner’s silks’.
-“BB”-
“Asian Express delivery! There in fifteen minute or it free!”
14 won because his rider threatened to eat him if he didn’t.
@Slithy_Tove wins for the wordplay. Nicely done.
Thanks. Might as well beat this horse all the way dead
It took a while before the sport of horse racing became the way we know it today.
Polo ponies have weird dreams.
Reparations for millennia of slavery took bizarre forms.
“Asses were made to bear, and so were you.”
“Do these pants make my ass look big?”
pulls out riding crop “I’d tap that ass.”
“Honey, are you certain this is how they play ‘Donkey Basketball?’”
“He ain’t heavy, he’s my burro…”
CHICKEN FIGHT!!!
(yes, this is a complete sentence)
Yeesh! Okay you win!
Did you forget to actually summon @needscoffee ?
Thanks, I actually noticed this time!
Now give me 20 push-ups maggot, then run to Alpha Centauri and back!
GUMBY REVEALED AS ALIEN!
(Discourse irrationally refuses my post)