A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

GORT KLAATU BARADA KIKTO

(Translation: Kick him in the nuts)

“Wake up, sir! We’ve just been in the secret laboratory, and… well, we have a problem.”

Oh, god… I’ve eaten too much asparagus again, haven’t I?

John Waters’ first, and so far only, foray into science-fiction is now, thankfully, mostly forgotten.

After making Plan 9 From Outer Space, Ed Wood’s next picture, Attack of the Gumbioids was so bad that even he couldn’t get it shown in theaters.

The Japanese version of My Dinner with Andre took some liberties.

The Doctor Who knockoff, Dr. WTF.

At the nadir of it’s funding from the BBC, Doctor Who produced “Invasion of the Fakeoids”, which postulated that aliens disguised themselves to look like humans in cheap costumes as a bit of deliberate misdirection.

It was virtually a 9-way tie, but @iamatractorboy struck my funny one with this one!

Thanks NC!

Let’s stick with the food theme…

Halloween Catering exhibit 15: Pinhead

You think that’s weird, they also have a Lament Configuration fridge. You have to cross dimensions to get the mustard.

This is what Weird Al saw.

Those hors d’oeuvre are gonna raise hell in my stomach.

What’s this? I specifically ordered the head of Chicken Alfredo Garcia!

“Huh, I wondered what ever happened to ol’ Slim Jim down the block.”

We have a wiener.

Thanks! So, how’re we doing?

It’s called flambè. Want a sniff?

When the poltergeist wants a stir-fry.