Dinner will be ready when the smoke detector goes off.
-“BB”-
I’m fine, because this means we’re going out for dinner!
“Your mistress called thinking I was the maid”.
“…the meteor just missed me!”
“I’m OK with the events that are unfolding currently. That’s OK. Things are going to be OK.”
Skin melts.
I just decided to combine Mothers’ Day with Ahura Mazda worship and burn down the fucking house!
“It’s oatmeal. Why do you ask?”
Mm-mm, extra crispy.
@Knowed_Out you’re up!
I don’t know what language this is, so help a brother out.
Slim-Fast for the God Emperor of Dune.
Arnold Schwarzenneger stars in Jabba the Hutt: The Early Days.
The image AI returned for “M. Night Shyamalan’s Hamlet”
“You’d be so much more attractive if only you’d smile.”
First ‘contact’ with the super-intelligent race known as the ‘Dildoids’ didn’t go quite to plan.
Made me think of Ron White’s bit about the vendor telling him “It’s not a dildo. It’s a personal massager.”
Anyway, you win, @Ferris. For some reason, Discord wouldn’t let me quote your post.
The first appearance of Five O’Clock Charlie.
Several years later:
“Um, God? You remember you wanted us to make Charles Lindbergh pay for what he did to that church? I’m afraid we got the wrong Charles Lindbergh on the work order.”
“Oh well, just push it through the system and try to be more careful in the future.”
The first prototype catapult was less than successful.
The first altimeters for airplanes were also the first go/no go gauges.