'Bye, plane.
“You said you were a barnstormer pilot, not a churchstormer one!”
“Wake up, Steeple!”
Recently discovered art for Prince’s unreleased album: When Barbers Fly.
“Here we see the Church of St. Stebbins, with its beautiful bell tower. Built in 1565, it has withstood wars, earthquakes, fires, and stands as a monument to the – O MY GOD NO!”
And so commenced the Luftwaffe’s bombing of London.
Three in a row starting with “Bye! Plane.” and the idea of ‘churchstorming’ all made me laugh and it was tough to choose. But @Elmer_J.Fudd gets the honours this time.
Thanks!
MACBETH: Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of in the mind…
The moment Macheath discovered his calling.
Eureka!!!
Hammacher Schlemmer
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(Mask is for illustration only-not included)
Stella! Stella! …the mask made me do it!
Corey Feldman goes method, uses real dagger, brain unaffected.
I’m from Kentucky. This won’t effect my IQ one bit and the knife will come out sharper than when it went in
The winner! Damn! That does look like Corey Feldman.
Thanks Elmer.
My eyes!
The Blue Man Group after their Chernobyl tour.
The Scooby Doo live action auditions were an unmitigated disaster.