A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

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:musical_notes: "Three little maids from school are we, filled to the brim with girlish glee… " :musical_notes:

-“BB”-

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The East German Olympic cheerleading squad: Anna Ballocks and the Test-Stasi Roans.

2803

I really don’t want to see those sailors moon.

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Another reason live-action anime remakes are doomed to fail.

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Sailor Goons

2806

What really gave away a clue to their fetish was the pile of used tissues in the corner.

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I had no idea what this was a reference to, so I asked AI:

There is an Anna Bollocks, who’s a drag queen.

AI Overview

The query “Test-Stasi Roans” appears to be a combination of terms related to different topics: a fictional character “Gar Stazi”, a real person “Stasi Eldredge”, the East German secret police “Stasi”, and the musician “Chappell Roan”

Here’s a breakdown of each possible interpretation:

1. Gar Stazi and Roan Fel (Star Wars):

  • Gar Stazi: A character in the Star Wars Expanded Universe (Legends), a Mon Calamari admiral who played a significant role in the Galactic Alliance and later in the Fel Empire.
  • Possible “Test” Scenario: In the Star Wars Expanded Universe, there is a storyline where Stazi’s alliance with Roan Fel is tested. Roan Fel, a leader known for his “hard power” approach, might have been seen as testing Stazi’s commitment to the alliance, possibly by putting him in a difficult or strategically challenging situation.

2. Stasi Eldredge:

  • Stasi Eldredge: A Christian author and speaker, co-author of the book “Captivating,” who focuses on themes of femininity, faith, and the human heart.
  • No Direct Connection to “Test-Stasi Roans”: There is no evidence of a connection between Stasi Eldredge and the term “Test-Stasi Roans”.

3. The Stasi (East German Secret Police):

  • The Stasi: The Ministry for State Security (Ministerium für Staatssicherheit) of East Germany, known for its extensive surveillance and repression tactics.
  • No Direct Connection to “Test-Stasi Roans”: The term “Test-Stasi Roans” does not appear to have a direct connection to the Stasi. The Stasi was known for surveillance and control, not testing specifically named entities.

4. Chappell Roan:

  • Chappell Roan: An American singer-songwriter known for her pop music with themes of sexuality, self-discovery, and queer identity.
  • “Test-Stasi Roans” Likely a Misinterpretation: It’s possible that the query is a misinterpretation or a creative combination of names with no specific meaning.

In summary:

The query “Test-Stasi Roans” is likely a conflation of different terms. The most plausible interpretation relates to Gar Stazi and Roan Fel in the context of the Star Wars Expanded Universe, where the alliance between the two characters might have been “tested”. There is no readily apparent connection to the other interpretations.

Anyway, this at least made me burn a few brain cells, so your turn @Slithy_Tove.

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Thanks @Knowed_Out.

East German women athletes were notoriously forced to undergo glandular treatments. Anabolic (steroids); bollocks = testicles. Testosterone (Stasi = East German secret police). Roan was just filler. Or fillies: female horses

2809

“When I find out who spilled glue on the floor, I’ll whip his butt back to San Antone!”

2810

Donnie Darko from a more innocent time…

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“Mr. Hitchcock, what’s my motivation for hopping down the bunny trail?”

“Your salary.”

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When the Duke did furry porn his contract stipulated two fluffers.

2813

“Nobody’s touched my carrots in forty years, but, pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning. Mighta gotten yourself killed… and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth, but I won’t, I won’t. The hell I won’t!”

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Until the writers decided to make the rabbit completely imaginary, John Wayne had screen-tested for the part in the Jimmy Stewart movie Harvey.

-“BB”-

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To balance out the universe, Mr Wayne thought he should star in an Easter-n.

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I always wish we could pick the winner with a poll, since the choice is often too close.

But @Kent_Clark wins for the extra effort taken to re-craft the quote.

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Let’s go in a different direction

2818

Put your hand in the hand of the ma’am

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Test photo for a Boglodite skin care ad.

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Make my nails like those hats the Cardinals were wearing. If a bitch crosses me I wanna conclave her ass