Derek was starting to doubt the cruise ship even had a ‘basement sun deck’.
“This is fine.”
Wet sand is public access, so screw you and your beachfront property rights
It was at this point that Jim began to question whether the Google reviews for the plumber were entirely legitimate.
Where’s Joe Walsh?
Jim started to think that his beer was tasting a bit watery.
“I’m pretty sure the party was supposed to be here.”
Dude said there would be mermaids. I’m beginning to think he was just trying to get rid of me.
It’s an old joke describing the courseload of star university athletes, but I still find it funny. All yours @Elmer_J.Fudd !
Thanks!
Helpful hint: one should never use the Porta-Potty and shout triumphantly that they “dropped a bomb” in an army base.
“Quiet, guys, he’s holding his weapon.”
The Keystone Corps in action.
Ma Deuce is nothing compared to Pa’s deuce.
Someone’s about to shoot the shit.
“Dammit, we’re on shit detail again.”
When you see one of your platoon enter the latrine with a skin mag…
Short arm inspection in the 21st century.
“Come out now, or we tip this thing over onto the door!”
-“BB”-
“We’ll have to wait for Jimmy. He’s bringing hanging air fresheners for everyone.”