When the next pandemic strikes, wars will be fought over the Earth’s most precious commodity: toilet paper.
“All right, men. The concession stand looks unguarded!”
The winner…
We may need those troops.
“DUCK!!”
Dr. Drakes first mistake was genetically engineering a 30 foot goose. His second mistake was allowing it to imprint on him.
“Don’t call me Doc!”
“Stella!!”
“Yes, doc, the nightmare always ends with duck yelling at me.”
“What does he say?”
“I don’t know. He speaks French.”
Nothing ruffled Feathers more than the mere mention of foie gras.
Everyone’s a gander until a real gander shows up
Birds’ descent from dinosaurs confirmed.
The original ending to A Bug’s Life did not screen well with test audiences.
When Foie Gras goes bad.
“I can’t hear you! La la la la la!”
He is…The Most Interesting Duck In The World.
Of course. 
But this just gave me a new idea.
Beware, he who fails to appreciate the Peabody Duck March!
“A close-up you jerk! A CLOSE-UP!”
“No, I did not Hegseth out our secret plans!”