The long-haired chihuahua had to be created by breeders. The only known specimen born in the wild died from being sucked into an industrial vacuum cleaner.
The long-haired chihuahua had to be created by breeders. The only known specimen born in the wild died from split ends.
The long-haired chihuahua had to be created by breeders. The only known specimen born in the wild was killed by a pack of feral Persian cats who thought he was competition.
In his spare time, he makes a few dollars as a loofah.
Revenge of the Dust Bunnies Coming soon to a theater near you!
Buttons is a gifted Charades player–this time the phrase is “Pufferfish.”
St. Benji, patron saint of lost chew toys, has been known occasionally to manifest if your pet has been a really ‘good boy’.
Holy cow, it’s a blanket finish!
Lumpy takes it by a hair. @Lumpy, you’re itt.
The Michelin Men realized that it took a lot of effort to play an entire set, and quickly got tired.
The Rubber Band Man Band.
Undeniable virtuosos, though the least impressive contributors to Cynthia Plaster-caster’s collection.
The band costumes Buddy Holly, Duane Allman and Ronnie Van Zant wished they’d worn.
The brass section seems a bit flat
Spike Jones – the early years.
-“BB”-
Michelin Impossible: How to Lose a Star
I like enchiladas and old El Dorados that shine
My old friend the guitar and songs and women and wine
They say I’m livin’ too fast but I feel fine, yeah
And I just keep easin’ along in four-ply time🎼
Ribbed – for her pleasure.
“And for some reason we’ve been accused of playing it safe!”
Joey, I said “to make us look classier, why don’t we get some MATCHING suits”, not Michelin suits. Idiot…
At the time we never thought it was cultural appropriation.
I liked them better during their stripped down Punk phase.
Heard from the audience: “Play My Melancholy Baby!”
The fact that every member of the band needed glasses explains their choice of costume.