Dark; I like it!
@Slithy_Tove gets to gyre and gimble the next one.
Dark; I like it!
@Slithy_Tove gets to gyre and gimble the next one.
Congratulations! It’s a boy!
“Ok Nick, can we try that one more time? Scene 62: Nicholas trying to look not crazy - take seven hundred and forty four…”
“Somebody hit me! I’m stuck!!!”
"This is what you’re going to burn in effigy? It needs to be life-sized! Glorious!"
“Eh! eh! Bomba, hen! hen!”
“I thought I was getting an OSCAR!”
Take it away Kent!
When AI does the laundry.
Well, on the plus side, it’s good to know that Pampers will come clean in the wash…
Calgon, take me away!
Mom said that Tide would get that aioli stain out, but she didn’t tell Bobby how much of it to use.
Everyone agreed Ben’s cocaine habit was starting to affect his daily routine.
“Come on in! The game’s just starting. Listen, we’ve got chips and dip and pretzels, and we’ll get some pizza at halftime. But you must be thirsty. Can I get you a glass of suds?”
When the sock was lost in the wash, its mate consoled itself with this thought: “When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.” And then it went peacefully into the shoeshine box.
@running_coach took an early lead but @Spoons came back at the end with a pun for the win!
Foam on, Spoons!
I agree. Cringe inducing wordplay Oh Puns many doors.