The Drinking Man’s Diet can be enjoyed by the whole family.
Any minute now, the Schlitz’ gonna hit the fan.
The little boy is only pretending to drink 'cause Bud’s wiser.
Under the thrall of the Beer Fairy, the family can only wait for the spell to run it’s Coors.
The Thirstening
The Low N. Brows enjoying a night at home.
Wanting to illuminate her new plantings, Helen sent Don out for some bush lights.
Getting the family together for a drink only happens once in a Blue Moon.
Daddy drank Bass, Mama drank Miller…
The dog and the parrot both shivered, knowing from experience that things would go rapidly downhill once Grandad noticed Timmy was two pints behind his little sister again.
“Okay, who else is ready to see Uncle Fred juggle Baby, Polly Parrot and Fido?”
Be Drink Safety Aware: Remember, folks, always provide minors with plastic cups when on a session.
When Baby swallowed the church key minutes later, all hell broke loose.
Beer — The Beverage of Moderation
note – this was a slogan actually used by brewers in the 1940s
-“BB”-
Dad – you’re pouring your beer on the floor again. That’s alcohol abuse!
-“BB”-
The babies and toddlers need assistance, the older kids go Solo.
This family is going nuclear tonight.
The Williams family only drank at home. It made them feel Schaefer .
“St. Pauli Girl want a cracker”
All good ones, and the ones that used various brands of beer in puns all made me groan. Which, after all, is one of the points of a pun.
But this one, from @Elmer_J.Fudd is just so off-the-wall, that it is going to take this round:
All yours, Elmer!