Thanks!
“Is that valet a gorilla? That’s so hot.”
“Take your stinking paws off my car, you damned dirty ape!”
“The boy who pumps gas at the Shell station down the street is cuter, but they charge thirty-FIVE cents a gallon. I’ll go with the thirty-three cents a gallon and the homely guy.”
..seems she forgot all about the library like she told her old man now…
(That’s two separate entries, just to be clear.)
Fed up with the lousy tips, young Kong decided to give up the car wash gig and find his fortune in the southern ocean.
“I’m warning you ladies, don’t drive down that way. You won’t like what you’ll see.”
“I wish they could all be California gorillas”
“And we wish you’d place the advective ‘all’ before the modal verb ‘could.’”
“Wow, USC has a great English department. How good is the medical center at facial reconstruction?”
After ICE officials had removed most of their immigrant workforce, management had to get creative with their recruitment policy.
After waiting in line for over four hours for Chick-Fil-A, the girls were willing to take Ape-Fil-A.
Cornelius got his hackles up from listening to the two girls butcher tunes from Hello, Dolly!
“Wash your windows, ma’am? Or should I fling my feces on them?”
Penny and a couple of cast members caught in a candid moment on the set of Serial Apist 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill.
That’s when I called him and said, “Scotty, the girls look cute but grooming opportunities are slim, and you know I’m a grooming guy…”
The winner is…
As long as we’re in cosplay mode
“Dorothy! I’m ho-ome!”
Fighting the encroaching rust, The Tin-Man chases down Toto.
That’s the last time one of you flying monkeys flings poop at me!
Data emerged from the wrecked holodeck, looking for Counselor Wicked Troi.
The reboot of Pee-wee’s Playhouse quickly went out of control.