“Turn me into a beehive? I’ll kill the b*tch!”
“…if I only had a heart. But yours will do.”
“You people with hearts have something to guide you, and need never do wrong; but I have no heart, and so I must be very careful.” (Directly from Baum’s text, and it still works)
Finally, a phrase that’s long been a reliable stand-by when dealing with troublesome people: “Now you’ve made the metal plate in my skull vibrate, and that’s when bad things happen!”
[not an entry] You were on the rowing team, right? [nae]
Thanks for the catch. Damn blepharitis will have me walking in front of a tram or shot for being in the wrong bed someday soon
I simply can’t sleep if I know there’s a mosquito around.
If that damn dog pees against my leg one more time…
“I fought off flying monkeys, tree monsters and winkies, and even killed a wicked witch and all I got was a stupid novelty clock!”
“Lion smoked over a bed of straw, here I come!”
It’s not where you go. It’s who you meet along the wa…. oh, crap.
The real reason Buddy Ebsen was passed for the role of Tin Man
The Wizard did give the Tin Man a heart.
Unfortunately, it was Lizzie Borden’s heart.
-“BB”-
Early Cyberman concept.
Weed control in Mirkwood needed a special set of skills.
This was tough. I liked all of them. I thought about giving it to @Dr.Winston_OBoogie - but that would have meant two winning entries in a row about flinging poop. I couldn’t do that to this august body.
I decided @Slithy_Tove deserves credit both for his scholarship and outright plagiarism of L. Frank Baum himself. Take it away, Mr. Tove.
Thank you Kent.
As for this propaganda poster, I wholeheartedly welcome flung poo:
“I only wish you were young enough to go for me!”
“I only wish you were young enough to be aborted.”
Tom was pretty sure Santa would steal his job and fuck his wife by the time his boat arrived in France.
[obviously not an entry] The shittiest of all the martial arts. Monkeys are the only known practioners remaining. [onae]
“Wait a minute! You aren’t from the Salvation Army!!!”