“Some of you will not return. But that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
Son, smell your hand.
“And one last thing - you should definitely check out Ayla when you get to that brothel in Constantinople I was telling you about.”
“Tell me again about your bone spurs, Pop-Pop.”
Before you go, I just need to tell you… you were adopted, and I don’t like you very much. Also, I think you smell, and your taste in music is terrible. Good luck, son! Actually, come to think of it, I shouldn’t really call you that, should I? Better dash, I’m off to clear out your bedroom at home.
“It’s just a costume party. You can come as a doorman.”
Over the top you go, Lumpy
Keeping with a World War One theme:
When the bloke who wears this shoe arrives, you Huns’ll be sorted!
The Reliant Robin Tank was a short-lived experiment.
My First Tank from Fisher-Price
[not an entry] Robert Dunn wants one.[nae]
Due to DOGE cuts, the new Tesla line acquired a turn-of-the-century look.
The Steampunk army fell apart when the motorized coal scuttle proved impractical
When the machines took over, There was an Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe was given an update.
Ya know, what this trike needs is a gun.
With the rest of the platoon’s football team safely on board, the only space for Captain Barnes and his 2IC was ‘up top’.
Prosthetic feet were a bit overengineered during WWI.
Coal-burning steampunk tanks are perfect for this photo. All yours @Kent_Clark
Moving up one war
