John, would you stop it with the #~<^ing duck voice. It isn’t funny.
“Jim, I noticed you’ve been eating poorly lately.”
Desperate to look like everyone else, Janet Tyler’s 11th trip to the hospital for treatment was no more successful than the first ten. Now she will be sent to a “village” to live with others disfigured like her. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Lesson to be learned - in The Twilight Zone…
So many good ones. The not-an-entries were also funny. I think @running_coach really wanted to win this one, so kudos for the Alien reference.
This was an AI-generation from text: “Guy mansplains eating a cheeseburger to his girlfriend”
Thanks!
Chupacabra on vacation
Two things to remember about Gremlidoodles: Don’t feed them after midnight and NEVER GET THEM WET!
Fideaux shows disapproval by forming AX vertically.
He Who Walks Between the Waves
I washed my hair last night and I can’t do a thing with it!
You put your right foot leg arm paw appendage in,…
“Cthulhu’s best friend.”
The Shrike sometimes adopted a quadrupedal mode.
I asked AI to make a picture of Misty of Chincoteague
Due to a typo in the rules, Rover discovered that the Olympic breakdancing competition was not limited to human participants.
You guys didn’t make it easy this time, I could have covered the field with a blanket hanky.
@needscoffee by a hair.
Thanks, coach!
So, Jake, tell me again why you didn’t trim the wires to length…
Web of the Spider-Man!
And you ask how Harbor Freight could run out of tie-wraps…