Jesus of Cable. He died for your sims.
I hear you singing in the wire.
I can hear you thru the whine
And the Wichita Lineman
Has lost his fucking mind
Cable worshipping reached its peak in the 90s when satellite technology emerged, but there are still Orthodox temples devoted to the Wire Messiah.
Is there too much order in your life?
Has neatness got you down?
Are you unfulfilled by being able to easily trace plug to appliance?
Well, it’s time to get some stress in your life!
Dead Pitchmen Products presents: The Tangler!!
Call now! 1-800-INKNOTS
Operators are desperately trying to figure out which headset is theirs!
And I’m still not getting any bass out of my left speaker’s woofer…
Circuit City attempts a comeback.
- Connect grey wire “A” to grey wire “C”.
- Connect Grey wire"V" to grey wire"P".
- Splice together grey wire “T” to grey wires “N” and “B” where they cross under grey wire “M”.
- Tie grey wire “Z” to grey wire “W” while simultaneously cutting grey wire “U”.
- Successful connections are indicated by the grey light emitted from the grey bulb at the end of grey wire “H”.
Ernestine snaps after one too many ringy-dingys.
Executives at Oncor: Hold my beer.
This is the part no one considers before they decide to cancel their cable TV subscriptions.
-“BB”-
“Are you calling from the phone with the problem, sir? If so, I’ll need you to first find the black wire that connects…”
click!
“Listen carefully. To disarm the bomb you’ll have to cut the wires in this exact order. First, find the blue and white striped wire. . .”
All great captions!
I’m going to give this one to @Lumpy. Take it away!
CopterPug, CopterPug
Just look at - the hole he dug
Not too deep, not too wide
Just enough - for him to hide
Look out!
Here comes the CopterPug!
A dog that’s not afraid to fly, gotta give him props.
Santa tests a prototype reindeer replacement.
“I’ll believe that when pugs fly!”
Not an entry: Pug spray
nae
We’re Pug Patrol
Nowhere to go
Suburban robots that monitor reality
Common stock
We work around the clock
We shove the poles in the holes