Missed the notification on Saturday – I’m gonna blame it on the fact that it was the weekend and I was spending time with my sweetie, OK?
Do what you can (pun intended) with this one …
-“BB”-
Why do I have the urge to dance onstage?
“So I bought aluminum futures twenty years ago, and now I’m a millionaire.”
Every 4th of July, Americans appropriately celebrate the freedom of being able to pronounce the word “aluminum” with only four syllables.
The aftermath of Pete Hegseth’s 4th of July family picnic.
“I’ll be back in a minute. I gotta go to the can. Uhhh, cans.”
My front yard on the second week of the Recycle Collectors strike.
The landfill in Cambodia where American “recyclables” actually wind up
Walked out this morning, don’t believe what I saw
Hundred billion beer cans washed up on the shore
Seems I’m not alone in drinking alone
Hundred billion boozers looking to get stoned
The resulting belch was believed to be louder than when Krakatoa erupted in 1883.
Homer Simpson’s backyard
Where’s Waldo? is the can of Mug Root Beer
Five seconds after a sneeze at a ‘world record can balancing’ attempt.
First off, I want to thank all of you for NOT going for the obvious with a riff on “Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall”…
Of the submissions I saw, I liked the way @Lumpy reworked the Police’s Message in a Bottle
@Lumpy, this Bud’s for you…
-“BB”-
Continuing the beer theme, this one’s eminently captionable:
This bear’s for you!
Yeah, very friendly town. I just wish there were some place around here where you could get nice fresh raw salmon.
Do I look like I’m from the Land of Sky Blue Waters?
At my weight, I could drink ten of these!
Do you still have those grubs and berries appetizers?