Are you going to tell him he’s underage?
“I’m drunker than the average bear.”
When Paddington hit 18, marmalade sandwiches were no longer his favourite.
23 more of these and it’ll take until Spring to sleep it off.
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature’s recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
It’s been years since I last worked for them, but I still drink Hamm’s beer.
-“BB”-
Oh yeah? Well, your profile pic isn’t exactly accurate either!
Daaaaaah BEARS!
Yogi’s misunderstanding of Grindr tags created a lot of confused meetups down at the Cockpit Bar and Grill.
“Boo Boo? He got carded at the door, and they wouldn’t let him in.”
Okay all, LOTS of belly laughs from these responses. But since there can be only one:
@Dr.Winston_OBoogie, you have the mic.
P.S. My own contribution would have been “Proof that drinking beer puts hair on your chest”.
Ok, speaking of underage…
The beginning of Ted Striker’s drinking problem.
Mom was a barmaid and Dad was barley there.
Little Sisyphus, the early years.
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Re the bear and the beer, I was trying to think of something to post that involved this:
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I’m not able to view that, says it’s not available in my area (UK)… strange!
Rock him to sleep you say? No problem!
(mother’s voice, off-screen) —
“Since I switched to this brand of formula, he always finishes the entire bottle.”
-“BB”-
Apparently the number 33 on the bottle refers to the number of days after birth the infant can start nursing.