Lands sakes Mildred, put that fool thing down. Dontcha know they got robots fer to do that nowadays?
The winner!
Thanks Elmer!
“I tot I saw a puddy tat!”
“Oooom”
Reveal if you dare. (@knoodler has no choice)
The Dali Lama’s wife’s pussy.
The Dali Lambkin — reincarnates 9 times
Quiet contemplation before clearing off the mantle. Again.
I believe in The Four Noble Truths. I also believe I’ll have some more catnip.
Mittens almost passed the object recognition test to prove he was the Dalai Lama’s reincarnation. If not for that damned laser pointer!
[Buddhist mantra]
I do not see the squeaky mouse.
I do not see the squeaky mouse.
I do not see the squeaky mouse.
[/Buddhist mantra]
Of all the things I gave up to be a Buddhist monk, I miss my balls the most.
Catima Budda
I think I’m goin’ to Catmandu
That’s really, really where I’m goin’ to
If I ever get out of here
That’s what I’m gonna do
C-c-c-c-c-c-Catmandu
I think it’s really where I’m goin’ to
If I ever get out of here
I’m goin’ to Catmandu
“We secretly switched the Dali Lama’s inner self with a stray cat. Let’s see if he notices.”
“It was the only way we could get him to catch mice.”
Proof that if you throw enough things at the target, you’re bound to connect with one of them.
Take it away, coach!
Thanks!
Benjamin Grim’s mutation underwent periods of instability.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny
Where’s a guy go to get his scales trimmed around here?