Harold’s ‘Most Muscular’ pose at the bodybuilding championships was “off the scale”.
Our evil plans are working. I worry, though, if they’ll ever blame COVID on us.
[Not in play] I had no idea what a pangolin looks like. I thought this image was some AI-generated monster.
[not in play] Their tails are long and heavy enough to counter-balance their weight enough that they occasionally walk bipedally:
“Huh? I thought you said that our zoo was getting a panda named Lin-Lin!”
Aww, who’s a cute widdle kaiju? You are that’s who.
@Tatterdemalion crashes through downtown to take the win.
Thanks! To continue on a theme…
CRAAAAAMMMMPPP!!!
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Ridi, pagliaccio!
…And get this! She expected me to clean her house!
Some people want to fill the world with sealy love songs…
Seal of Disapproval
-“BB”-
Just heard the joke about the penguin…
“Sooner or later, some eagle is going to drop its fish, and when it does, I’ll be ready!”
Did you hear the one about the baby seal who walked into a bar? The bartender asked him what he wanted and the baby seal replied, “Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks.”
“One Grecian Urn…”
(If you get this, you’re old.)
The new mascot for Sealy Posturepedic®.
Stop sealioning me!
Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeah
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey