Dark, I like it. Make mine Crown Royal.
Thanks!
Emotional support bears.
Comforting and deadly.
“I know we just met but it’s only until next spring”.
“I told you I eat honeycomb in bed.”
BooBoo seconds before his arrest in a honeypot sting.
“What do you mean, it wasn’t just right for you?”
[Another take on the same theme]
“First it was too hard, then it was too soft…why can’t it be just right the way it used to?”
“We secretly replaced Edna’s coffee with a brown bear. Let’s see if she notices.”
Edith is about to find out that trouble is bruin.
Carmen Berra’s first marriage ended once she discovered she had misunderstood.
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Well, so many women said they’d rather meet a bear in the woods. It only follows that one thing would lead to another.
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Sure, only I can prevent forest fires. But maybe you could do something about premature ejaculation.
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Teddy, we’ve both grown to be very different people since we first met.
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You either turn back into Zeus or Venmo me for that venison roast I laid out
Hortensia admitted it was probably time to get the bear that her father shot properly mounted.
Uncle Walter goes waltzing with bears, but Aunt Wanda prefers private lessons.
“I’m sorry you were embarrassed but the answer to that question was obvious. You should have know that, Charlene.”
Eunice was having second thoughts about sending out a joint holiday card with Baloo.
Mildred wondered how many more days until bear-hunting season is over.
“I can explain. I used to be your rug.”
“No, I have no idea how long you’ll be a human.”
“I’m hungry. Got any pic-a-nic baskets?”