“I understand your sorrow. But could you shove off? I need to hibernate.”
And the winner is…
“Set vibrator to… Maximum.”
“I can’t believe this idiot still hasn’t figured out I’m a Nazi spy.”
No matter what Jennifer set the time machine to, she always woke up next to Marty.
“Don’t worry, Honey. I’ll get the coffee started, I’ll let the dog out, I’ll start the stove so it’ll be ready for bacon and eggs, and I’ll launch a grenade at that house across the street that hosted that loud party last night.”
“And this button will wipe that smug smile right off his stupid face!”
Jane knew Keith enjoyed some Kanye West tunes afterwards, so turned up the bass just as he liked it.
One of these knobs will make it go to eleven
Tough choices!
I’m going to go with:
Peasants Under Glass® office cubicles.
After Earth defeated the Martians, their shielding technology was quickly utilized in the corporate environment.
This time the firm was prepared for a pandemic outbreak.
Smoking was once again allowed in offices, but there were some conditions.
That moment when Brad and Janet locked eyes for the first time.
The RFK Jr solution to COVID at the workplace
I have a soft spot for stupid wordplay.
Take it away @running_coach