A teenager has lunch.
“I could eat a horse!”
Your kid really has a mouth on her.
Paying for the orthodontic on my kid is gonna kill me!
If you make a face like that, it’s going to stay permanent.
She opened her throat,
And in walked the goat!
I’m not worried. You can’t say her eyes are bigger than her stomach
The orphanage had given up all hope of placing little Calliope until Mr. & Mrs. Guillermo del Toro paid a visit.
“Don’t tell Sarah anything. She’s got a big mouth; she’ll blab it all over school.”
I Have ONLY A Mouth, So I Might As Well Scream
AI filters on Instagram are geting entirely out of hand.
-“BB”-
I have to wonder if the artist was inspired by Weird Al’s TMZ video.
Tatterdemalion started strong with an unexpected move-a perfectly serious caption.
For knoodler’s contribution, I have to wonder does the kid have a mouth on her or does the mouth have a kid on it?
In the end, it goes to @Elmer_J.Fudd.
Thanks! Hope we haven’t done this one already…
“She’ll never know where the money came from”.
Bill dug through her clutch, hoping to find a clue where he is.
If Jim can rob enough cartoon women, he can buy his way onto the color pages.
We’ve secretly replaced Jane’s money with new and improved Crypto-Cash! Let’s see if she notices….
After boring the prostitute into a near coma, Frank slipped her the biggest tip of her life.
“Forty bucks already, darling? But it’s only ten in the morning - how many johns did you service while I popped into the officers’ mess?”
Even though John F. Kennedy kept Jackie on a strict allowance, he still couldn’t resist making things harder for her.