(Not in play - I just can’t ever resist any excuse to recite this poem)
The golf links lie so near the mill
That almost every day
The laboring children can look out
And see the men at play.
- Sarah Norcliffe Cleghorn
Ok, now which of these levers will make it knit me a husband?
If I give her the wool, will she make me one too?
Daisy,Daisy,give me your answer, do…
[not an entry] Make sure you tie the knot tight, otherwise the marriage might unravel.[/nae]
Reported for being in the wrong thread.
Woof! That’s warped!
Why couldn’t I have a normal childhood? Selling Girl Scout Cookies, walking miles door to door in the rain and snow making someone else a millionaire?
“Gotta make the big bucks now while my hands are still tiny enough to reach into the machinery.”
“If I do a good job here, maybe they’ll promote me to sewing girl at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory.”
I’m going to close this off a couple of hours early, and award it to @Lumpy for going a bit darker than most:
Thanks @Ferris. Lessee…
Little Shirley got confused when she saw a flock of nuns.
The Gotham City Police were totally unaware the The Penguin had a daughter.
OK, lets see how many times I can reuse this.
And a moment later, the little girl was eaten.
We’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dogfish, too!
Miss, we are tired of Orange Tang, would you happen to have some Brown Tang?
I am She: Who Must Be Obeyed! There is only one penalty for those who do not choose to obey. A lesson in obedience. Teach them!
It is Little Debby! Give us your snack cakes!
Young Mary had plenty of suitors for the under 5s end of year prom.