That day Tina stepped in a puddle of salmon schmear at the bagel shop.
After Mary was told she wasn’t allowed to bring her lamb to school anymore, she decided to raise the stakes.
It might be August, but it’s always a March of the Penguins.
“Hey little human, got any herring?”
“We’re just two blocks away from the docks, but right now on your left you’ll see the Fin & Grape, a restaurant noted for it’s sea trout and codfish specialties.”
Okay, to wrap this up:
Run with it @running_coach
Thanks!
Yep. Viagra helps get it up.
Well, Spoons, that’s just about perfect.
Agreed. @running_coach you can call this one early.
I’d agree it’s a straight-up win but the morning would be better to see what might come up overnight.
The rest of you, you need to rise to the occasion.
If it doesn’t come down within 4 hours, seek mechanical help.
It can be hard to judge the height of an erection when you’ve overinflated your rubber.
DOT investigators discovered that the driver had filched from his cargo and mistook his stick shift
Luckily he didn’t hit that sewage line and commit sodomy.
Hydraulic fluid all over the place, but the underpass kept a box of Kleenex just for that.
“If he’d just admit to cheating I could deal with it. But he has to blame it on swerving to avoid an armadillo.”
Slight rewording:
“Okay, it’s been up for 4 hours! Now can I call for mechanical help???”
There’s no hiding this boner.
See? A whole orgy of posting.
This is why I didn’t want to suffer from premature qualification.
@needscoffee comes across with: