Excellent entries from all.
My final choice is guided by the chance to make the greatest winner announcement ever.
"Please allow @knoodler to post the next picture.
Signed, @knoodler's mother."
Thanks Mom! Er, I mean Coach 
“The next motherfucker who calls me the father of the Republican Party…”
“You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!".
“No, for the last time, there is no secret door behind me that leads to the real Constitution.”
Now put another chair here for my current predecessor. No need to make a new one: the one Canute sat in will be fine.
I thought those snakes were a wig!
Lincoln not impressed as the year turns 3000AD and Republicans still deny climate change.
Shot through the head, and you’re to blame…
You give actors…a bad name.
All great replies.
@Knowed_Out wins for the deep pull from Nic Cage (and “cue-an-on”).
Thanks!
Despite its potential for playing complicated melodies, the jug organ never got past the prototype stage.
Jack Daniel’s early tactics to encourage men to drink their product were a little extreme. They don’t call it Lynchburg for nothing.
They caught the brown bottle bandits!
they were 15 bottles in when John found out who slept with his wife
You win @Elmer_J.Fudd
Thanks!
Scene from a Catholic childhood, when once each year, Mom turns one egg into a new brother, while Dad turns one egg into a whole meal.
The show was originally supposed to be My Seven Sons but Fred MacMurray got nervous working with that many kids.
“Okay kids, watch as daddy flips this egg— crap. Let’s try it again.”