James Garner’s lesser known role as a house husband
Bringing a knife to a bun fight, though, was rather clever.
Dad is great! Give us vanilla cake!
Is Mommy done yet?
This one is kinda poetic. The winner…
Thanks Elmer
“Don’t worry. That’s not my poop-throwing hand.”
“I am a graduate of the Ronald Reagan Kollege of the Dental Arts, and you can, too!”
“Say ook,ook, ook.”
This is the only oral surgeon my HMO will approve!
“I didn’t realize the guy I was talking to was a genie. I said I wished I was the most popular guy in the world, and next thing I knew, I was the main attraction at the Central Park Zoo.”
Is it safe? Is it safe?
Not all productions of Little Shop of Horrors can afford Steve Martin.
When I told the dentist, “A monkey could do a better job of fixing my teeth than you!”, I didn’t realize I was right!
You win for finding the monkey humor/Holocaust joke nexus.
Thanks S_T!
‘he’s right behind me, isn’t he’
Genetically engineering a Vantablack™ cat proved a great mistake…
“He gets really angry if you make Cheshire Cat jokes.”
On the average, they’re both gray.