We named him Schroedinger the first time he closed his eyes.
Take it away, @IMadeLem0nade.
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“Hey, let’s see you try to hide against a snowbank!”
Do we like groups of animals?
When AI isn’t sure whether you want bats or cats.
“…and turn and turn - and poop on his car…now!”
The lesser-used Cat Signal, for when the Caped Crusader is on vacation.
We cry out to the Great Cat Spirit for we are o’er-ridden with mice!
When birds discover Monty Python.
Congratulations to @Ferris for managing to capture the essence of birds AND cats with a single line. Go forth and post again, sir!
“And the first thing we’ll do when you’re made emperor of Texas, Mr. Burr, is outlaw peanut butter so no one will sound funny when they say your name.”
Agreed. You’ll take Micah Parsons, and give up Kenny Clark and two first-round picks.
“You, sir, are a graceful loser. I never thought you’d live up to your promise to dress like a leprechaun for a fortnight when your Knickerbockers lost their latest round of stoolball.”
Hey Aaron, in 125 years you’ll have a descendant named Bill. Pass these jokes about Philadelphia on to him. I fucking hate that place.
Welcome to the White Pants Brigade.
The first episode of Deal or No Deal was surprisingly formal in nature.
“Which one is Ghent?”
You put your right hand in,
You take your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about.