“Remember, honey, when I have the boys over for poker on Thursday night, you agreed to get some of your girlfriends to go swimming.”
“OK Timmy, that’s enough baseball. Go back to your underwater basket-weaving homework.”
1960s ad: Introducing the latest marvel in family entertainment: AquaVision™! Why settle for Lassie saving Timmy on B&W TV when you can watch Timmy drown live, in crystal-clear color?
This once in a lifetime opportunity to acquire distressed properties after James Bond shoots the original owners
“Darling, I think the washing machine’s developed a leak again!”
The winner…
Thanks @Elmer_J.Fudd ! Lessee…
My own caption (ineligible):
“No mein frau, I said I wanted a würst dinner”
Marge mixed up Celsius and Fahrenheit again—now we’re serving turkey à la Pompeii for our holiday dinner.
The time Butterball Turkeys did a cross-promotion with Malcolm X
Why is The David Lynch Cookbook never on the banned book list?
This is NOT what I meant when I asked for blackened turkey!
Things we never knew we needed #573: Wetsuits for turkeys.
Chicken a la heliocaminus
Nigel Featherstonehough once again forgot to convert from Fahrenheit to Celsius when putting on a feast for his pheasant hunt club.
Kentucky Fried Licorice Chicken
Oh no, I overlooked your response when I posted mine, which pretty much duplicated what you wrote! I may have even read it yesterday and forgotten it by today. So sorry!
Danke schön!
Let’s see what y’all can do with this one:
“Time to put this puppy in Drive and take her for a spin! Where’s the shifter on this thing?”
Alternate entry: “Excelsior!”
“I command you to kneel before Zod.”