In a shocking abuse of power, Officer X-25475CK decided to steal a citizen’s hat, for a more comfortable fit.
“Page 318 … Ah, here we are. ‘What to Do when Coal-Fired Robots Attack’.”
ICE eventually replaced their human crews with robots, who then decided anybody who could read was a dangerous immigrant who got into this country by exploiting loopholes.
Henry Bemis Stumbled around until he found an optometrist warehouse. Still, because he hadn’t been the only person with a private, eccentric hobby, he’d soon discover that there wasn’t time enough at last after all.
Those who thought they were prepared for an attack of the coal-fired robots were caught completely unprepared for. . .
the horror of blimps
I had to look up the reference, but when I did, I thought @Slithy_Tove had done a spookily good job on this one and therefore gets the prize. Very clever!
Thanks!
Down Puss!
(Not In Play): Are we allowing short .GIFs now?(/n.i.p.)
Nanny is a sore loser when it comes to playing musical chairs with pets and children.
“Mummy, there is a certain girl I’d like to date…”
“NO PUSSY!”
It’s 1918. The flu’s mowing folks down like wheat, but you can’t bother to cover your nose?
And get that dad-gum cat outta here before it gets infected too!
Take it away, blue humor doper
Going back to the original post in the original thread, from 2020
The rules should be simple:
- Somebody posts a picture.
- Players submit their caption proposals over the next 24 hours.
- At the end of the 24 hour period, the person who posted the picture declares the winner.
- The winner posts the new picture, and so on.
- If a winner is not declared after the 24 hour period, or if the winner fails to show up, anyone can post a new picture for the game to continue.
Since @PlaceboTarget devised the game and the rules, let’s ask for a ruling.
I think it’s been done once before…
No GIFs were animated during filming.
“Oh, nooooo!”
“Worst. Seduction. Ever. You know, Clyde, this thing has hooks that you can just unfasten.”
Yo, Yoko—oh no! You’ve made performance art too interactive.
“I know you both came to me for help, not judgment. So I have to say that gestures are poor substitutes for important conversations. Jerry, you have to use your words, not your scissors.”
Now notice how, with our new Wolfproof brassiere, the scissors will break against the fabric.