A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

@Prof.Pepperwinkle

The winning entry has arrived. I like!

Ah! Thanks.

Let’s…

Acute death

Stewie Griffin tries Ozembic

I’m giving this to knoodler, with an apology. This obviously wasn’t a very good choice.

In a sense, the image was too evocative: it could have been referencing so many different things it was hard to pick one. BTW: am I misinterpreting that or does it show his spine attaching to his chest? Or is his whole torso somehow backwards to the rest of his body?

Your guess is as good as mine.

I tried to come up with something about his cute li’l shoes, but I’ve been drawing a lot of blanks lately.

Coincidentally, an obscure (to us USAians) Welsh rock star was murdered in prison the other day. Incarcerated for sexual assault on the children of two of his female admirers. The pic on offer might have been the cherub tasked to guide him to the underworld (though with sharper teeth)

I used the first quote that popped into my head, and thought I could turn it into a Baby Yoda or Baby Groot reference. It was a tough nut and thought surely someone could do better. I’ll take the win!

“Okay, put the apple back on her head so I can try for three in a row!”

If The Godfather was Polish instead of Sicilian: the baby gets shot and all the family business is settled with buckets of water

The Vatican’s protocol for anointing babies during the COVID era got a little silly.

Good news: the new and improved Kevlar Baby Suit finally works!
Bad news: we’ve run out of test subjects.

With demonic assaults on priests up 300%, the defensive use of holy water has skyrocketed.

Hitting the babies wasn’t a big problem, but making the sign of the cross on their foreheads was a challenge for all but the best marksmen-ministers.

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel blessed?’ Well, do ya, punk?”

I was hoping for some sort of reference to carnival water pistol racing games, but I’ll give it to @Ferris for the Dirty Harry quote.

Thanks, @knoodler !

Btw, I find it really hard to search for good pictures. So many of them don’t link properly or are licensed.

“I am so sick of these meatbags taking our jobs!”