“No, Gavin, I won’t say ‘He is risen!’ just because you filled your cassock with helium.”
From the company that brough you Otto the inflatable emergency autopilot comes Pedro, the inflatable emergency priest.
“The Rapture has begun! I’m on my way to Heaven!”
“Grip my hand tighter!”
Tryouts for the Vatican’s Olympic track and field team did not go quite as expected.
This made me chuckle the most… take it away, Ferris.
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“So where’s the other end of the wormhole come out?”
“You idiot! I told you if we dig straight down we’ll hit the Indian Ocean; not China!”
“Hey, this Acme Portable Hole really works! See any anvils down there?”
Did Ren drop another baggie? Again?
“I will never get a better opportunity to pull down his shorts and draw a smiley face on his butt.”
Winner. 
And now for something… well, something.
OJ: The Toddler Years
Featured in this year’s Neiman Marcus Christmas catalog, this deluxe model Cozy Coupe comes with its own police escort.
Use of excessive force has been approved. Proceed.
Vance’s choice of motorcade vehicle was eye-catching.
Form the makers of the SmartCar—the SmarterCar!
Coming soon… The Son of the Blues Brothers
Hammacher Schlemmer, I think.
(Not an entry, just a suggestion for improvement)